Calla made me do it

 I'm "writing" a blog...where I make fun of the really bad fashion I come across on the internet. That's it!

Day 1, Jan 17, 2023:

What in the mini van at the school pick up line is this?! 

You are wearing these, you better also have a CapriSun for me, straw already punched.

No. No, we are not gonna do this with denim. Especially not for $128. 

10/10 I lose no less than 2 JUULs and probably my morals in all these pockets. 

Truly ridiculous. Sheep & staff sold separately?! In THIS economy?